Thursday, July 8, 2010

The Oracle's Visions

As the Sage is still on Pilgrimage, the Oracle will answer this week's Seekers, who may be found here.

1. The Pracle says, drinking with the boss never leads to success.
2. The Oracle says, never loan a relative money that you hope to see again.
3. The Oracle says, the best way for someone to put something behind them is to quit turning around to look at it.
4. The Oracle says, not everything which is ask for will be received.
The Sage expects to return next week, fully rested and ready to take on yet another batch of doltish Seekers, to inform them of the best ways not to proceed with their banal lives.


  1. Oh Great Oracle, was that a typo, or an intentional nod to what can happen when you drink with the boss?

  2. Lovely little fortune cookies of wisdom!